Featured Writer: Roger Kemble

On Being Non-U

 

Ummmm, I really wanna be popular

I wanna run with the boys run with the gals

I wanna love the old folk and

‘ave ‘em love me!

 

I wanna hoist with the worst

Agree with the best.

I wanna do as they say

I just wanna agree.

 

I got fair weather friends

Follow the trends, sorta

Be nice they all say, smiling like clowns

Telling me just wot I oughta

 

Through good time and worse

Mothers do die.  Ya cannot rely

Black tie tears march behind hearse

Cry with me and just let it be.

 

When I try to be nice

They put me on ice.

They see through my guile

They declare just a pile.

 

So much I wan ya accept me

Accept me no matter my wile.

To say what I thinq oudda bounds

Laugh at my limp wristed jokes

 

 

Aren’t we all meant to be free.

 

 

 

Resort City

 

Waddja know?  I’m a word processor poet. It comes out both ends. 

 

And I hunger for adult conversation.  I don’t watch the telly.  Neither do I booze.  But I’m just stuck: irrevocably in resort city blues.

 

Luxury.  That’s all there is, sometimes a Caribbean cruise. Talking past each other, how can I lose?

 

They’re building ‘em all over:  thirty story galleons, beautiful people, posh cars. 

 

What’s all this about growth control puleeeze. Sunny dispositions heritage wannabees.

 

Yesterday’s cold spaghetti.  Pretty streets, pretty plazas pretty cool. Whooo-ah thirty stories up they’re watching photo-tragic, plasmodia big-screen telly, with Jacuzzi and hegemonic s- u-veeeez. 

 

Your own private cabin with changing seas.

 

Exclusion seems to be the order of the day.

 

You wont be excluded?  You will!  So will I!

 

They’re building these stumps sticking-up and boutique groceries: quart of milk six bucks a liter.  Mono luxury. Are you a realtor?  Broker maybe?  That’s it.  Wanna simple home?  No way. They’re building these things for the creator. 

 

Where the hell do they work?   And mortgage? That they cannot shirk. 

 

Entrepreneur euphemistic hand out dole: it’s your beer! I dunno I’ve been watching this, no honour role.  Look out. If you’re still here!  .  Believe me though we’re in retreat. 

 

Reflecting back from the broken mirror.  I’m beat.

 

But I’m still stuck in resort city blues!

 

 

 

Thank you to Trevor Boddyfor the phrase: Resort City

 

Roger Kemble is a poet, artist, and a architect/Planner. He resides in Nanaimo, BC.


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